Looking for fun and friendship. Strictly one on one. And see where it leads ....
I'm new here so please be gentle with me, I am a tactile lady with the right person, I am a very sincere, warm and caring person. I like listening to live jazz on a Sunday afternoons, I like most genre of music not particularly keen on heavy metal. I do like to go out for meals and a drink socially ,and not forgetting my yearly holiday in the sun
i'm a bit like marmite you either love it or hate it xx
My male has to be OVER 6ft - no jokes about heels - I have heard them all and I am not tempted in anyway shape or form by short guys - so don't even bother.. - make me laugh, I love that. Oh I love green eyes too (not essential) and just enjoy being yourself and we'll see what goes from there.....I do ask DO NOT text talk to...
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Decided I need to write something here. I put that picture up this afternoon and have had nearly 100 messages since! So it's not so much to put anyone off, but just to help you find your thing and to save both our time, please only message me if you think you fit the following: May as well start with what I'm not looking for... Guys much younger than me....
Fun-loving, fit, and open minded
Married professional lady. Blonde voluptuous and looking for fun. Life's too short! I'm fun and fuckable. I don't want cock shots or pictures of you performing acts on women or animals or even men. I like sex... Why would we be here? Btw removed pics after some bloke threatened to tell my employers about me being on here! So sadly lads no more pics unless we chat, I'm being v...
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THE WHOLE PROFILE BEFORE MESSAGING ME!
Also, please don't assume that, just because you can see my profile, we've joined the same site - we may be looking for different things!
THE SHORT VERSION:
BBW (in other words, fairly big girl) but also a fat, curvy ball of fun to be with!
Interested in regular meets and more with single Londoner.
Big fan of all nighters! ;-)...
Easy going, no stress kind of girl. I don't do drama!
I eat right and swim/gym every week to stay in shape.
What I'm looking for...
Fit horny and HUNG guys for fun and friendship
What i like in a man... Honesty, spontaneuity, romance, sensual, generous, fun! What i dont like.... i guess all the opposites. So i would like a sentence or two about what you are looking for and where you would take me for a date/ or what we would do. Sound cool??? Im waiting
O.K. This is it .,I am old enough to say what I want and what I wish for and this is what I am saying., I dont want anyone whom is with a Partner., Lover or Husband/Boyfriend., I would like to meet with someone whom is street wise and with a bit of Brains., Sincere., and whom needs a friend and maybe Relationship., with all that goes with that.......I dont...
..O.K this is it., I have now decided to just put minimal and what I say is I like not to meet with a Married Man or one living with someone or in a Relationship., I like Old school values., I dont mind a laugh and also whatever goes on between two People is there business but I dont talk sex on line and want to speak to underwear instead...
I'm looking for a LOCAL 23-40 yo guy, FIT and Muscular (toned - hard!!!). I'm after QUALITY not quantity!
I want 2 MEET people for real not just talk, so pictures had better be YOU and current!!!
Fakers, Liars and game players need not apply - life is too short for wasting valuable time!!
I am 5'9" with a slim/athletic build, passionate, young at heart with a dry sense of...
Am looking for some hot fun with some sexy lady and may consider some man who wants to join me and my partner with their lady. Am interested in joining some ladies with their partner to have some fun or ladies on their own I do like having ladies only so come on you ladies drop me a line for us to have one on one fun. All you men...
I wont reply to the following so again don't waste your time.
UNDER 35S
COCK PICS You know who you are u have not had a reply from me have u ?
No photos or ones that you are not showing your face so pathetic.
I am looking for fun. I like rough sex e.g I have whips and chains and am not INTRESTED IN MEN WHO DO NOT PREFORM ORAL SEX!!!! DO NOT MESSSAGE ME IF you do not preform oral sex. I look excatly like my picture so ensure that you do also. I love wild sex and only do one nighters. I have no prefencies when it comes to men but you...
I prefer younger men, but have not had the opportunity to socialise with a much younger man.I love black guys, and can be very naughty with the right man.
I am interested in getting to know someone first, and taking things slowly.
I am professional, but currently taking a break to do my Masters, so have more spare time on my hands.
I like bars, night-clubs and contemporary music.
Life's too short to be boring...I have no boundaries. ..my imagination is my only limitation! I am a personal trainer and fitness instructor so very fit and toned. ..men have to be the same! Xxxx
Im looking for a nice, kind but hot attractive guy who is a muscular hottie with brains to stimulate me for fun times and friendship! Hence, let me know which venue you would like to wine and dine me in before the hot fun begins! x